4/20---typical tuesday night at the club

 Ya'll, I was up in da club last night! 
(I went to Book Club last night.)

It was off the chizzle, fo' rizzle! 

(There was a pretty good turnout, especially for the Tuesday after Thanksgiving.)

The drinks was dope! And the ladies...mmm. 

(We enjoyed ice water and chocolate truffles, and all of the ladies were very witty and cordial.)

I was in my zone fo' sho!, and the conversation was reeeeeal nice, if you know what I mean. 

(I got to pick the book this month, and the conversation was really nice. It really was.)
 

Some of da ladies wasn't feelin' what I was layin' down, so I had to smack a sistah and remind her what's up.
 (A few of the ladies weren't crazy about the book. But a few well-versed arguments helped them to see the greater good in the literature.)

The jams was bumpin', and I gotta say, this club is the shiz, yo! I will be back for some mo'! 

(Everyone was very chatty and generally liked the book, so I think it was a very successful Book Club. I will definitely be going next month!)

I jus' 'bout hit up home boy for some of da good stuff, ya know, but I was feelin' too fly to talk business. So I bounced back to my hood for a little 'freshment.

(I thought about stopping at Shipley's to pick up a dozen donuts, but it would just make running on the treadmill that much harder. So I opted to go home and get a good night's sleep instead.)

My main squeeze was all trippin' like "Shawty, where you been?" I didn't front. I was like, "Boo, I was up in da CLUB tonight!"

(Clint was still studying when I got home and couldn't be distracted, so I slipped out to exercise. Later on he asked me how Book Club was, and I regaled him with tales of its greatness.)

*****Some stories are just better told in a clubbin' voice, ya know?*****

I know I have been very awful about posting, and I most definitely have failed at the Blazer Days posts. But I intend to be better about it. At least until Christmas madness begins.

Earrings- gifted (originally from Charming Charlie's); White Blouse- NY&Company; Gray Throw-Over- Alternative from Piperlime; Blazer- thrifted; Jeans- Miss Me; Boots- Steve Madden from Nordstrom

P.S. That face in the first picture is an authentic makeup face. I do it every time. I have tried to quit it, but I just can't. Do you do a weirdo makeup face that your significant other chuckles at?