on a day like this there is only one thing to talk about, really...
the bathroom.
you see, it's been a weirdo day, so naturally i drank 2 pepsi maxes. and then, forgivemyunladylikeness here, i had to visit the ladies' room-- several times.
occasionally when that happens, someone will be washing their hands in there or the sweetheart cleaning lady will be doing her thing and start to chat.
what is proper etiquette here?
if you go into the restroom with a gal-pal is talking trans-stall an okay or a no-way? ya know?
and as a guy, all standing up & exposed to the elements, is it kosher to chit-chat to the man next door?
i mean, don't you feel so vulnerable whilst going about your toilet time?
does anyone know the potty-going rules? is there maybe a how-to-pee-with-company handbook somewhere to reference and get answers to these important life questions?
You make me laugh till the tears run down my cheeks and since i am still getting over pneumonia i start to cough a lot but it is worth it ahhh Miss Becky I do enjoy ya!!!
ReplyDeleteChris says no way guys talk during potty time...face straight ahead staring at the wall or questions will be asked (if ya know what I mean!)
ReplyDeleteAs for me I will talk only to very close friends (so basically just Nancy) or family. That being said I am terrible at talking on the cell during potty time. Shhh...don't tell. :)
Love your blog, you always make me smile, which reminds me...as for your red sofa dilema,I like red with a chocolate brown and a light butter yellow.
You know my feelings on this. For the fellas, absolutely not. Some don't understand this. Nobody exists when you're in a public restroom. If a buddy is in there too, you don't see him. And after you both come out then it's like "Oh hey dude, whats goin on?" as if you just noticed each other.
ReplyDeleteAlso, you do not walk up and pee right next to someone if there is an open urinal 2 over. And if you are walking up to 3 vacant ones, you take the one on the end so that you don't unnecessarily force the next guy into a 2-headed monster.
That's the law.